一号张云：这个狗作者怎么更新那么慢，我什么时候出场啊？
二号张运：小学僧不容易啊，常常电脑打不开。
三号张云：话说主角名都叫张云吗？这样一号二号的好变扭。
（模板供应商）四号张云：我是一本被太监了的书的主角，狗作者说写完这本张云的日志就写我。
二号张云：咱们闲着也是闲着，不如搓会麻将吧？
一号张云：好啊好啊~
五号张云：你们去打麻将我怎么办？
六号张云：+1
七号张云：+1
三号张云：五号六号七号，你们干嘛不斗地主呢？
····································································································································
分割线
一号张轩：狗作者这是和“张”这个字过不去了吗？
二号张晨：弱弱的说一句，我们和楼上的那几位都姓张。
三号张辰：赞同+1，够作者的罪行足足有！@#￥%&！@#￥%%#￥@！条
四号张尘：我不姓张了！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
五号路人：我也是！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
六号路人：加我一个！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
····································································································································分割线
（太监小说）我想做个好人：据作者透露，我不是不更新而是先专注于一本，到时候会重发的！
（太监小说）模板供应商：我也是，我也是！！！！！！！！！！！
（太监小说）我想做个好人：所以咱俩到底谁先更新？
（太监小说）模板供应商：不几道
····································································································································